Lawnmower-powered wheel chair
April 25th, 2011 | Author: GameBoy
What no one seems to understand is that motorized wheelchairs are a luxury. They are reserved for the elitist few with their “money” and “crippling disabilities.”
You think every Wal-Mart superstar can afford a Rascal Scooter? Well I got news for ya, most of us “regular” folk need to get by with an old fashioned John Deer riding mower. Can you imagine how embarrassed this lady would be if she had to roll through the Taco Bell with regular arm power?
This woman is an innovator, and I respect her for that. I just hope pull starting an engine from her la-z-boy isn’t what landed her in a wheel chair in the first place.
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Tags: america, automatic, crippled, funny, handicapped, lawn mower, lazy, power, powered, Wal-mart, wheelchair | 
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Rollerblader getting paper.
April 17th, 2011 | Author: Vladimir KegBeerovich Molemanov
No description needed.
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Vlad totally confused by cobra pit guy
April 11th, 2011 | Author: owlman
Someone help Vlad out…
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Chuck Norris Ain’t Got SHIT on Cobra Pit Cleaning Guy
April 10th, 2011 | Author: Vladimir KegBeerovich Molemanov
Chuck Norris needs to step aside, and Jack Bauer needs to get the fuck outa my face. This dude doesn’t give a fuck like Scrooge doesn’t give out charity. Straight up disrespecting cobras all over the place. “Oh, you are a deadly snake and you are about to bite my shit? GTFO, I need to sweep this bitch.” And don’t even talk to me about how the snakes were probably defanged or some shit. Cobras will still scare the ball off you anybody, except this GI-Joe mutherfucker. Balls of unobtainium.
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I serviced all of your mom’s loading dock needs last night
April 10th, 2011 | Author: owlman
Is this successful advertising? How many people with existing “loading dock needs” see this truck and pick up the phone…
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Vlads Movie Trailers of the Week
March 31st, 2011 | Author: Vladimir KegBeerovich Molemanov
Two ninja movies that will slice your dick off.
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Giants fan eats Tampons
March 28th, 2011 | Author: GameBoy
First off, I already knew this is what Giants fans do during the offseason, but I appreciate the confirmation video. This guy was so excited that Tiki might be coming back, he had to run out and buy a fresh set of lady-cleaners. TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO! YAY!
Second, I love how he tries to play it off like he is doing something funny and cool. It’s like an Epic Meal Time video except he’s EATING FUCKING TAMPONS. Nothing about that is anything other than gross. “Couch cushion eating girl” is WAY COOLER than you buddy. This is on “Poo eating girl” level.
Finally, I couldn’t make it all the way through. The sound effects at the end are just TOO gross. Let me know how it turns out, ok?
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